Open Query Letter for My Own Business Book

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I have an idea for a business book, but I'm really lazy. Sending off book proposals takes time and energy and follow-up and seems so last century. However, I have a burning desire to cash in on the whole business book thingy. I suppose I could write the book on spec, but that takes away [...]

How to Suckceed On the Internet and Stuff

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Every day people ask me, "Keith, how is it you're so cool and awesome and hunky?" Until now I have been hesitant to share my secret of suckcess because of my intent to sell people on how to sell people on how to sell people on being suckcessful. My plan regarding going full-on Tony Robbins [...]

G is for Gansta and That's Good Enough for Me

Distraction of the day:

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Eyesore Near My House

Why RTFM Doesn't Always Work

Dilbert and his boss discuss the finer points of why RTFM doesn't always work.

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Very busy workwise today, so I'll freak you out and then let you move on: