Keith Anderson reminisces with an old 16-bit computer game user manual. Humor him and read the post and then download the manual. There are starving children in a third-world country who don't have access to such an artifact.
There's an Apple for That
Oct 21, 2010 By 1 Comment
The Simpsons: Homer Quits Flashback
Aug 26, 2010 By 1 Comment
In Which I Welcome My FTC Overlords
Jun 15, 2010 By 1 Comment
Dear FTC: I appreciate the time you've taken to visit my blog. Please feel welcome to look around. I've been waiting for you guys to finally notice my blog, or really anybody for that matter. My daily site visits average between 25 and -19. It feels so good to finally have some bigwig from the [...]
BP: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (Oil and Coffee)
Jun 11, 2010 By Leave a Comment
In Which I Give Blogger Advice
May 25, 2010 By 1 Comment
Image by TerryJohnston via Flickr Over at Snipe.net, Alison Gianotto (a.k.a. @snipeyhead ) thinks she's all that and a bag of chips on the shoulder. She went a long rant about bloggers giving advice about blogging. Clearly Alison has some kind of bone to pick with douchebaggers everywhere. She might as well have dropped an [...]
Me versus CapitalOne
Apr 3, 2010 By 2 Comments
Image by aprilzosia via Flickr I swear to the best of my memory this is the conversation I had with CapitalOne this morning: Phone: [Unknown Name, Unknown Number] Ring, Ring Me (oblivious to caller-ID): Hello Capital One Rep: [Silence and Clicking] Me (stupidly): Hello? Capital One Rep: [More clicking then the sounds of a sweat [...]
Listicle: How To Fit In at Big Meetups
Mar 14, 2010 By 3 Comments
So you thought you graduated high school went on to college and live in the real world. Unfortunately high school actually was preparation for the real world. Adults are nothing more than grown-up versions of everyone you hated back then. It used to be it hidden by social norms. At least ten or twenty years [...]
Unrest by Parkway Drive
Oh Awkwardly Worded Spam, It's Hard To Stay Mad At You
I'm ashamed of how much amusement I get out of some spam comments.