Me versus CapitalOne

Image by aprilzosia via Flickr I swear to the best of my memory this is the conversation I had with CapitalOne this morning: Phone: [Unknown Name, Unknown Number] Ring, Ring Me (oblivious to caller-ID): Hello Capital One Rep: [Silence and Clicking] Me (stupidly): Hello? Capital One Rep: [More clicking then the sounds of a sweat [...]

I Feel Validated by Jolie O'Dell's SxSW Experience

Image by ManilaRyce via Flickr It warms my cold, dry, wrinkled heart to know I have left a legacy people can actually use. That's right, my blog. I may not have a fancy book deal. I may spew meaningless parables to my children in hopes they one day make enough money to place me in [...]

Listicle: How To Fit In at Big Meetups

Photo Courtesy of Fred Beecher at SXSW

So you thought you graduated high school went on to college and live in the real world. Unfortunately high school actually was preparation for the real world. Adults are nothing more than grown-up versions of everyone you hated back then. It used to be it hidden by social norms. At least ten or twenty years [...]

Bookmarks for 02/18/2010

Even when I don't have time to write I still read. Here are bookmarks I've saved in Delicious.

Open Query Letter for My Own Business Book

Proposed Book Cover for I Challenge You To a Douche

I have an idea for a business book, but I'm really lazy. Sending off book proposals takes time and energy and follow-up and seems so last century. However, I have a burning desire to cash in on the whole business book thingy. I suppose I could write the book on spec, but that takes away [...]

Bookmarks for 01/06/2010

Even when I don't have time to write I still read. Here are bookmarks I've saved in Delicious.

Bookmarks for 12/11/2009

Even when I don't have time to write I still read. Here are bookmarks I've saved in Delicious.

Bookmarks for 11/14/2009

Even when I don't have time to write I still read. Here are bookmarks I've saved in Delicious.

How to Suckceed On the Internet and Stuff

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Every day people ask me, "Keith, how is it you're so cool and awesome and hunky?" Until now I have been hesitant to share my secret of suckcess because of my intent to sell people on how to sell people on how to sell people on being suckcessful. My plan regarding going full-on Tony Robbins [...]