Pretty much all main stream news lacks substance. However, when a story could have been published by Fox News or The Onion, it's time to make fun.
Fox News: Couple's Verdict on iPhone: It's a Split Decision
FOXNews.com reporter Courtney Friel and her husband, WWOR-TV reporter Carter Evans, picked up a pair of Apple iPhones the day they came out.
He loved his, but she hated hers — so much so that she took it back for a refund and is now happily pecking away again on her BlackBerry.
What's right and wrong with the iPhone? Ask no further
The Onion (classic from 2000): Web-Browser History A Chronicle Of Couple's Unspoken Desires
The web-browser history on Allen and Christine Pollard's home iMac computer provides a comprehensive chronicle of the couple's deepest frustrations and desires, sources reported Monday.
"By simply opening Allen and Christine's Internet Explorer history folder, we find their innermost longings laid bare," said Dr. Terrence Kimble, dean of psychology at the University of California at Berkeley. "From emotionally stunted, sexually frustrated Allen's frequent visits to porn and Camaro sites to childless Christine's frequent visits to baby-clothes sites, it's all right there."
According to Kimble, the Pollards' browser history, which logs the 200 most recent hits by users of the computer, "offers a glimpse into an entire universe of unvoiced pain and disappointment."
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