Review: Texans on Ice

As I was driving to work this morning, the first winter weather hit Texas. I was thinking of how I really don't miss winters in Chicago, though. This will last a couple of days and we all move on. The downside is that Texas gets ice instead of snow and they don't have the sophisticated road-clearing army northern cities employ.

Things I don't miss about Chicago winters:

  • Shoveling my driveway
  • Head-numbing cold squeezing my temples like a vice-grip
  • Shoveling my driveway
  • Having to make sure there is at least half a tank in my car at all times to prevent ice in the gas tank
  • Shoveling my driveway
  • The dirty, salty snow that tracks everywhere and stains everything
  • Getting stuck behind a snow plow on the Eisenhower
  • Did I mention shoveling my driveway?

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  1. P-Blow says:

    Re: Review: Texans on Ice
    Being from Chicago I understand your hatred of the bitter cold winters and the crappy driving conditions.
    It is currently -6 degrees outside right now and your comment about the ½ a tank of gas reminded me I really need to stop and get gas. The only problem its -6 out and I will have to get out to pump the gas!

    The one thing you can look at as a positive is that you do live in Texas and can say, “Get a dog little longies, get a dog!" "back in Texas, we call ice cream frozen cow juice.” And "I’m from TTTEEEXXXASSS!"

    LUCKEEE!

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